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name :: Keith Kritselis
location :: Austin, TX
started :: 1993 — CD-Rom & multimedia production
went online :: 1996 — web development from day one
teaching hrs :: 7,500+ across 30 years
orgs :: General Assembly, Austin Coding Academy,
Hello World, Dell, NY Code & Design,
Austin Community College, and more
kickstarters :: 2 funded — hardware + software
stack :: HTML · CSS · JS · PHP · Node · SQL · Three.js
ai tools :: Cursor daily · Claude · I live in this world
superpower :: making hard things understandable
availability :: 18 spots remaining — taking on new students
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I've been at the front of
every wave since 1993.

1993
The CD-Rom Era
Before universities had media labs, we were building them. Teaching multimedia to at-risk youth before anyone had a roadmap.
1996
The Web Arrives
Watched the whole industry pivot overnight. Pivoted with it. Began building for the web from year one.
2000
Interactive & Flash
Teaching advanced programming at Austin Community College. Producing interactive content for Coke, BellSouth, Motorola.
2008
Rich Media & SCORM
Built training content for the U.S. Marines. Led teams of animators and programmers. The full production stack.
2014
The Bootcamp Wave
UX Prototyper at Dell. Then full-time at Austin Coding Academy — HTML, CSS, JS, Node, React. 7,500+ hours in the chair.
NOW
The AI Wave
This is the one I've been waiting for. Vibe coders need a guide who knows both sides of the interface. That's me.

Three things I've learned
from 7,500 hours.

01
I don't fix your code and disappear.
You hired me to move you forward, not just patch the immediate problem. If you don't understand what broke, it'll break again.
02
You're not bad at this. You just needed the right guide.
I've taught at-risk youth, military professionals, corporate teams, and bootcamp students. The pattern is always the same — the problem is framing and access, not ability.
03
Nobody should feel talked down to. Ever.
Technical arrogance is just insecurity wearing a hoodie. I've spent 30 years translating hard things into human language. That's the job.

Two funded Kickstarters.
Both built from scratch.

I've been on your side of the table. I know what it feels like to have a vision that's bigger than your current resources — and to ship it anyway.

Kickstarter Funded

Cookie Connections

A line of tessellating cookie cutters — shapes that interlock perfectly so you can tile a baking sheet with no wasted dough. The idea was mine, the execution was total. I designed the forms, created the injection molds myself, and produced thousands of units for backers. From idea to shipped physical product, zero shortcuts.

Industrial Design Injection Molding Physical Manufacturing Fulfillment
Cookie Connections — tessellating Halloween cookie cutters
Cookie Connections — 3D view of cutter assembly
Kickstarter Funded

MILLustrator 3K

Software I wrote that takes a 2D photograph and outputs G-code for a CNC mill — translating tonal depth into variable drill-hole sizes across a physical surface. The result is a photograph rendered in cork or wood that reads as a portrait from a distance. A bridge between digital and physical that didn't exist before I built it.

Custom Software Image Processing CNC / G-Code Digital-Physical Bridge
MILLustrator 3K — finished CNC portrait in cork
MILLustrator 3K — software interface

VibeCode Tech Support
is a humble name for something more.

Think of it less as a help desk and more as a technical co-pilot who has made the whole journey before.

What you get What you don't get
30 years of experience at every major paradigm shift Corporate overhead or agency markup
7,500+ hours of teaching non-technical people Someone who talks down to you
A builder who understands the founder's side A dev who only sees the code
2 funded Kickstarters — hardware and software Someone who's never shipped their own thing
Daily Cursor + Claude user — I live in this world Someone who thinks AI tools are a fad
Direct access to Keith — one person, full attention A ticket queue and a support bot

// 18 spots remaining

Ready to stop fighting your code?

Two programs. One person who gives a damn.
No contract. No jargon. Just results.

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